| Once
upon a time, not so very long ago, a funky young pop star called Britney
was in the middle of a World Tour to promote her new record. It sure was
hard work! Wearing all those new clothes every day and having to be so
gosh-darned sweet and all. Sometimes in the middle of all the madness little
Britney just needed to go off by herself and find a peaceful place where
she could daydream about her ex-boyfriend, Justing Timberhead, and practice
being cute away from the glare of publicity. So it came to pass that, in
the African stage of her world tour, she wandered off into the Jungle by
herself and sat under some big old jungle trees, watched only by
a friendly leopard who was thinking of asking for her autograph. "Ah ..
this is the life"..said little Britney..."perfect peace and quiet" |
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Suddenly
the tranquillity was shattered when an evil Gnome pervert jumped out from
behind one of the trees where he had been hiding. Before little Britney
could say ..."Golly-Gosh"... or something even stronger... the red-capped
dwarf had hurled her to the ground, pulled up her little tartan skirt,
and ripped off her snowy white panties. "Oh Help Me" .. shrieked Britney.."
for I am just an innocent young girl and my virginal music-box has never
been tampered with". But the Gnome just laughed an evil laugh,
furiously rubbing the huge red-and-white spotted head of the erection that
peeked menacingly out of the top of his baggy pants. "Baby ...you drive
me crazy" .. he sniggered.."but not for much longer".. and so saying, the
wicked dwarf shuffled forward towards the helpless popette ... |
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when it seemed that there was no hope and the sweet young pop-star was
about to be ravished most rudely, a tall figure burst out of the undergrowth.
It was a woman from the 1950's with glossy black hair cut into a strange
fringe. She was wearing a tiny fur bikini and carrying a nasty looking
spear. "Well Bugger me sideways" .. muttered the Gnome in awed tones.."its
Betty Page". The lithe amazon strode confidently forward, trailed by her
pet leopard Roger. "Yes foul dwarf, it is I...Betty Page .. star
of adult movies, BDSM Icon, and protector of the innocent. Unhand that
virginal maiden and prepare to have your stunted ass kicked". The dwarf
merely laughed derisively, because he knew that a mere BDSM icon, a female
one with such a strange hairdo at that, could'nt match his wiry strength |
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Taking
advantage of the distraction Britney hastily pulled down her little tartan
skirt and scooped up her panties, clutching them in her hand for the moment.
Then she scurried off to hide behind a tree while the magnificent Betty
Page set about the horny little Gnome. Although he fought like a diminutive
demon, using his pointy red cap viciously as a weapon, he was no match
for the magnificent Betty Page with her sinewy thighs and buns of steel.
Betty, veteran of a thousand spankings in low-budget photo-shoots, shrugged
off his blows with a laugh.Soon the depraved dwarf was vanquished, with
Betty's pet leopard sitting on his head and the magnifent Amazon herself
standing triumphantly over him. Her fringe had scarcely been disarranged
by the brutal conflict. |
| Britney
dashed from behind the tree and looked adoringly at the older woman. "Gosh
Betty... you're so strong .. you're my hero". Betty smiled modestly as
Britney linked arms with her. "Are those your panties in your hand, my
dear" ?.. Betty asked Britney. " Yes Ma'am" .. murmured Britney, blushing
furiously. " Well I wouldn't bother putting them back on just yet dear
" .. Betty smiled .. "Fighting with Gnomes always makes me as horny as
a ram on steroids". Then Betty reached behind and gently slapped Britneys
bare bottom with her hand."How would you feel about a good spanking and
then some fruity lesbian sex..hmmm ? Britney blushed even redder, but gave
Betty's hand a little squeeze. As they walked into the jungle together
Britney was singing quietly to herself (or perhaps to Betty)...."hit me
baby one more time" |
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