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The
Things People Say Online |
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What
They Really Mean |
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"You
sound interesting. I'd really like to get to know you better" |
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"I
want sex" |
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"
You can trust me, we're friends now" |
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"I've
wasted enough time listening to you rambling on about your boring and monotonous
life. I want sex now " |
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"
r u M or F" |
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"I'm
really 13 and mom doesn't know I'm surfing the internet so late in my bedroom" |
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"
Wanna fuck" ? |
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"
I'm really 13 and socially inept too " |
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"How
old RU" ? |
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as
above .. and the same for any other stupid abbreviations the dimwitted
use online as though real words were rationed" |
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"On
your knees slave" |
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"I'm
a shoe salesman who's used to being ignored and I'd have no clue what to
do next if anyone ever did take me seriously" |
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"
I am your true Master" |
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"
I wear a woolly cardigan and live at home with my mom and my pet gerbil
Horace" |
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"Thats
a spankable offence in this chatroom" |
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"
I may as well see if the new girl's stupid enough to fall for it" |
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"
Slaves must kneel on entering this chatroom and ask permission to leave
" |
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"
I have the mental age of a child of 10 and inhabit some weird sci-fi gorean
fantasy" |
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"You'll
find that I'm a firm but fair Dom" |
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"I'm
totally boring and unimaginative" |
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"I'm
a bit of a brat really..<giggle>" |
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"
I'm the female counterpart of the "Firm but Fair" Dom. I have no imagination
either" |
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"I
don't have a picture I can send you" |
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"
I'm not Susie the Submissive Sex-kitten .. I'm really Bearded Bob the computer
nerd." |
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"
I don't have a recent picture I can send you" |
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"I'm
20 years older and/or 100 pounds fatter than I told you... and I have a
wooden leg" |
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"I'd
like to send you my picture" |
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"
I'm desperate for someone to talk to. I'll just dig out that picture of
me when I was 10 years younger and/or 30lbs thinner". |
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"
My wifes vanilla and fully understands my need to explore D/s in
online chat" |
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"
My wife thinks I'm playing Nintendo" |
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"My
wife and I don't sleep together any more and I feel very lonely at times" |
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"My
wife and I screw like rabbits, but having a sub online too makes
me feel kinda cool" |
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"I'm
divorced/separated" |
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"I'm
cruising for sex online tonight because my wife's out at the shops" |
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"
No-one I've played with online has ever made me cum like you do" |
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"
I've shagged every guy in the chat-room" |
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"I'm
using online chat to explore some of my sexual fantasies in safety" |
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"
I've shagged every guy in the chat-room and given my computer mouse and
the games joystick a good seeing too as well" |
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"
I never truly gave my submission to anyone online until I met you Master" |
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"
I spent so much time in the past submitting to strangers online that
I have callouses on my knee-caps and I call the computer Sir" |
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"
We seem to be a little lagged sweetheart" |
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"
I'm a bit busy secretly talking to my other master and my lesbian girlfriend
on ICQ" |
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"
I just have to re-boot my computer" |
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"my
wife/husband just walked in on me" |
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"
I bet you've got a lovely voice. Can I phone you, just to talk for a moment"
?" |
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"
Quick .. my wife's gone out and I want 'phone sex before she gets back" |
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"I
will always honour the collar you gave me |
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"
I will take every opportunity I can to dishonour it and act like a total
slut" |
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"
Trust me. I will never betray you, Master" |
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"I
will betray you in every way I can think of" |
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"
I've been too busy with 'real-life to spend much time online recently " |
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"
You bore me and I'm having cybersex every night with someone else these
days anyway" |
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"I'll
go straight to bed after we finish talking Master. Trust me, there is no-one
but you, and there never will be. I love you. |
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"
I will go straight to an orgy chatroom and have cybersex with my lesbian
girlfriend, 15 strangers, oh...and maybe my other master " |
