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B & belle Sell Out ( time to go commercial and hustle a buck ) |
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We could say we're just trying to provide a public service. We could say that we admire the public spirit of some ladies on other 'bdsm' websites who deny themselves the use of their own smelly panties so they can sell them to deserving surfers for exoribitant sums of money. But dammit the fact is we want to be rich and live like kings ! So this is where we give our principles the stink-eye and rabid commercialism gets the come-hither. Check out these 'must-have' bargains and get ready to want them ! Yeah baby ! |
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For
only $135.65
you can be the proud owner of a pair of belles
panties, guaranteed pre-worn while she was
thinking incredibly wicked thoughts and squiggling shamelessly about
on her seat like a very naughty thing. Belle is delighted to oblige, reasoning
in her child-like way that if business takes off she need never do any
laundry again. We can offer a full range of garments, from the flimsiest
of satin G-strings right through to the sturdy flannel granny-panties that
belles mum tells her to wear when the weather turns at all chilly.
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Another
first from the team that brought you the used Y-front. Heres your chance
to purchase B's pre-worn socks.
Amazed ? You should be. In order to cater to the widest possible diversity
of tastes we offer the full-strength pungency of sports-socks as illustrated
or, for the connoisseur, the more subtle aroma of well-used nylon
city socks. These items come at a never to be repeated low price, largely
because belle is so desperate to get them out of the house. Generally we
try to keep costs down by letting the socks walk to you themselves, so
delivery may take a while. Stronger than Mace, they can also be used as
an effective form of self-defense. We are currently negotiating a bulk
deal with the Pentagon for B's socks to be used as first-strike weapons
in the invasion of Iraq. Prices may rise, so don't miss out on this bargain
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Please keep B's socks away from children or the infirm as they can be fatal. |
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For Gods sake dont take any of this seriously and try to send us money ..:) Its just fun and incidentally not intended to offend any genuine panty, Y-front, sock, or other fetishist. We just couldn't resist sending up the absurdity of some of the sleazier so-called "BDSM" websites . |
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